Jake told me my 100th post needed to be something special. You get this instead.
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Me (without looking away from my computer): I saw that.
Jake: What?
Me: You better apologize before I get to 3.
Jake: For what?
Me: 1. 2.
Jake: I didn’t moon them!
Me: I never said moon.
Jake: Hu…? Dang it. You’re good.
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In the “should never have to come out of my mouth” category…
“Don’t stand on the chair and fart in your brother’s face.”
Not to the 8 year old. Or the 10 year old. Or even the 13 year old. Yes, I did indeed need to say those words to the 16 year old.
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Jimmy blew a straw wrapper at Eric and hit him right between the eyes.
Me: Good shot.
Jimmy: I’ve had lots of practice sniping.
Me: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
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During a conversation about past restaurant jobs…
Me: In high school, I was a cook and a busgirl but not a waitress.
Greg to Jim: Were you ever a waitress?
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100th post AND 6 months since I started Momopolize. And you get farts and butts. And the image of Jim in a waitress uniform.
You’re welcome.
Great to see the post! I’m still laughing about the image of me in a waitress uniform.
Love it! Congrats on your 100th post!
Carrie from Just Mildly Medicated
Thanks Carrie! I just realized I haven’t read your recent blog posts. I need to get over there and get caught up. I love your blog!
Definitely a worthy blog for number 100. <3
Thanks Charlotte! I guess since my life is full of farts (from the boys, NOT me!), it is appropriate material for my 100th post.
What a great post! I have to say my favorites are farts and sniping! Ha ha ha! Congrats on 100 posts! Loved this one! My daughter is still laughing about the fart!
Thanks so much for reading and commenting! I could write about farts often in a house full of boys.