Tonight, I was already on my last nerve when I got cut off not once, but twice within 5 minutes. So when the lady in the lane next to me saw my turn signal and sped up to prevent me from merging into her lane, I did it. I gave her the bird. And I don’t mean the bluebird of happiness. So there you have it. I’m a Mother Flipper.
Today had been one of those days. A nothing-has-gone-right, is-it-over-yet kind of day. After my “kind gesture,” I was sitting at a stop light behind a pick-up truck that had a brown tarp covering something in the bed. In my impatient state of mind, I was tailgating so had an up close and personal view of the tarp. Apparently, one corner of the tarp wasn’t tied down. When the light turned green, the wind got under the tarp and I swear that corner rose from the dead and turned into a hideous monster with its arms flailing wildly. The edge of the tarp was even frayed like teeth. I literally SOL’d (screamed out loud). As I realized how ridiculous I must have looked, then I LOL’d. I looked at the tarp again. I think I may have seen a finger sticking up. Probably in response to me following too closely.
When I got home, I tripped on a shoe at the front door and as I stumbled forward, I had a vision of me doing a somersault and landing on the floor. Good thing I didn’t. Then I would have been a Mother Flipping Flipper.
(Addendum: Now that I give it some thought…with the mood I was in, perhaps what I thought was a monster was actually my reflection!)_____________________________
The tarp monster:
Gone are the days of the terms “semi-colon,” “colon,” “left parentheses,” and “right parentheses.”
Greg was playing around in Microsoft Word and referred to them as “wink,” “shift eyes,” “shift frown,” and “shift smile.”
😉 🙁 🙂
2:16pm Me: You still need to change the litter pans and mow.
2:28pm Me: We are out of litter so Dad is bringing some on his way home from work. Go ahead and start mowing to get that off your list.
2:46pm Me: Do you want Chipotle?
2:46pm Jimmy: Yes.
2:47pm Me: Oh, well we aren’t going to Chipotle. I just wanted to make sure you were receiving the other texts from me.