I keep hearing so much about some “Read Band Books Week.”  Since everyone seems to be talking about it, I thought I should join in and read one.  I decided Rock would be a fun band type to choose.  The title of this sounds perfect for the occasion…

What?  I misunderstood what they meant?

Oh, I get it.  It is “Reed Band Books Week.”  Hmmm…well I found this book.  Doesn’t sound as interesting.  But I guess I will read this…

Oh, that still isn’t right?

“Read Band Books Weak?”   Really?  It isn’t very nice to call sisters “WEAK” but I guess I will have to read this instead…

Huh?  That still isn’t correct??

Dang homophones.

OK, I finally get it now.  But geesh, they didn’t even use spell check…

Now I guess the next thing you are going to tell me is that there is no such thing as “Tell Band Stories Week???”

Because this one time, at band camp…

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READ WHATEVER YOU LIKE and LIKE WHATEVER YOU READ! 

Read a banned book.  Read a band book.  It should be your choice.

I think I will still choose to read the “Ultimate Rock Band” book.  Dude.

ROCK                                                             AND                                                ROLL!!!!