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In Honor Of Black Friday: Lots of C*rse Words

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Rated R, for Really funny. (But seriously, don’t read with the kids around.)

When Eric was little, he didn’t pronounce his “Ps” and when he tried to make the “Tr” sound, it came out as “F.”  And he had an obsession with trucks.  You see where this is going, right?

One day when we were in line at the Chick-Fil-A drive through, a fleet of dump trucks drove by.  As we waited at the window for our food, Eric began loudly exclaiming…

I see a big dumb f*ck.

I see another big dumb f*ck.

There goes ANOTHER big dumb f*ck.

And ANOTHER big dumb f*ck. (Repeated 47 times – getting louder each time – until he finally said…)

There are big dumb f*cks EVERYWHERE.

I’m sure many shoppers are uttering those very words today.

Happy Black Friday everyone.

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9 thoughts on “In Honor Of Black Friday: Lots of C*rse Words”

  1. Ugh. I hate the whole idea of Black Friday. I hate that stores are opening earlier and earlier and infringing on retail employees’ Thanksgiving holidays. And I especially hate all the Dump Trucks. Oh Lord, I will be using that one regularly now! Dump Trucks! Yea!

  3. I don’t do black Friday shopping with all the Dump Trucks! I can’t Christmas shop yet anyway, my kids will change their mind about what they want 47 times before December 25.

  5. hahahaha reminds me of how my little ones say “frog” which sounds like “fok” and they play a game they call “Fly like a frog” which sounds really nasty and hilarious. Black Friday makes me want to swear, too! I did a post about with the F word IN THE TITLE. Hate the whole concept.
    Funny post!

  7. I LOVED this! Cute. My niece couldn’t say “frog,” but she really loved them. We went to a fancy boutique full of old ladies one day when she spied an entire table displaying loads of different kinds of frogs. She must have said f*ck about 25 times sending old biddies scattering.

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