• Me: “So did you and Greg decide to switch chores?”
• Eric: “No.”
• Me: “But I’ve seen Greg feeding the pets a lot recently”
• Eric: “I know.  I give him a quarter to do it.”
• Me: “But we pay you more than a quarter.”
• Eric: “I know.”
• Me: “So you pay him PART of what we pay you, and he does it??”
• Eric: “Not exactly.  I usually find a quarter he left lying around and just give him the same one again.”

(7/30/12)