After a football game loss, a member of the opposing team upset Eric by giving him a hard time at school…
Eric: I can’t wait to play them again. I hope we win this time so I can go to school and tease THEM about losing.
Me: Remember, do onto others…
Eric: I know. The ‘others’ were mean ‘unto’ me, so I will be mean ‘unto’ them.
Me: No…it means you treat them the way you WANT them to treat you, not the way they DID treat you.
Eric: I like my version better.