Greg: “Eric called me a snitch.”

Me (to Greg): “Just tell him that’s not nice.”

Me (to Jim): “He is snitching about being called a snitch.  Do you see the irony here??”

A minute later…

Greg: “Now he called me a tattle-tale for telling that he called me a snitch.”

Jim:   “Greg, what is the definition of a tattle-tale?”

Greg: “Someone who tells on someone else that isn’t doing something very bad.”

Me:    “And what are you doing now?”

Greg: “…oopsie…”

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• Greg: “I’m going to go play Jake’s PS3.”
• Me:    “Did Jake say it is ok?”
• Greg: “Yes, he owes me time because he punched me but I didn’t tell.”
• Me:   “Well…you kinda’ just did.”