For those of you just tuning in, I recently went on a whirlwind trip to NYC including lunch with Melissa Gorga – courtesy of Voli Light Vodka – for winning their Housewife Heroes contest. I wrote a guest blog post on Voli’s blog about it!
For those of you that have read the rest of the journey, you’ve made it through the “bad and the ugly” parts about my mishaps, trials and tribulations. Now you will be rewarded with the good. The fancy-schmancy parts of the trip. The conversations I had with Melissa. The pampering. But to read about it you have to click HERE or the link below!
No catchy title for this post. I thought about calling it “In a New York Minute” since the lunch – and trip – seemed to be over in the blink of an eye. But I went with shameless celebrity name dropping instead to attract more readers.
The Voli blog post is just the tip of the iceberg. And there were times I felt like the Titanic. In case you missed it, MUCH more about those stories of the trip can be found in these links…
Plus, there was an official press packet that was picked up by some “celebrity” blogs. They all say pretty much the same thing but I had to include multiple ones. What can I say…seeing my name with all the celebrities made me all starry eyed.
(To read the other parts of my NYC trip, click here.)
Well, I’m out-of-order again. This should be posted after the Voli guest blog post with the details about lunch with Melissa Gorga. But since I’m not sure how long it will take them to review what I wrote and since it has been two weeks since the trip, I’m going to go ahead and wrap this story up! (Don’t worry, I will still post the link to the Voli post when it is published!).
After lunch with the Jersey girl, we spent the evening with the Jersey Boys (after a nap to re-charge, of course! Sorry “city that never sleeps” – you may need to change your name after my visit!)!
The Broadway show was all I hoped it would be. Loved it!
After the show, we had a late dinner at John’s Pizzeria (yeah, we made sure we got our fill of NY pizza) which was recommended by George (Melissa’s make-up artist). I actually preferred it over Lombardi’s. Both were fantastic, but I liked this crust a bit better. And yes, Jim is sticking his tongue out.
It was freezing cold that evening, so the 5 block walk back to the hotel seemed very long! I was happy to get under some warm covers.
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The next morning we woke with a lot still left on the “want-to-see” list. Unfortunately my pillow won for the “must-see” list. I thought we’d leave the hotel long before the noon check-out time but I think we left the building at about 11:57.
Luckily our flight was late in the day, so we still had several hours. By this point of the trip, my joints were rebelling from all the walking and the frigid temps made matters worse. We ate lunch at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., mainly because we had eaten at one in Florida years ago. I was hoping mind over body would transport me to Florida so I wouldn’t feel chilled to the bone for a moment!
FYI, I could live on nothing but the “Seafood Hush Pups” for at least a month! Of course I had to get a photo on the bench with the “Life Is Like A Box Of Brown Stuff Chocolates” box.
I must have been missing the kids a lot by this point, because most of the stops we made the rest of the afternoon were kid related. Souvenir shopping, naturally, and a pit-stop to see the amazing Toys R Us store. A ferris wheel IN the store. Wow!
Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory in Toys R Us was just as Wonky as the movie. I got stuck in the endless tunnel.
After seeing the New York Toys R Us photos, my kids will never want to step foot in our local store again. Just one story and no carnival rides?? Just look at how boring it looks…
The busiest store we visited was the 3 story M&M store.
We witnessed a turf war. Elmo vs. Elmo. Luckily Batman was there to resolve the territorial dispute.
No trip to NYC is complete without a Naked Cowboy sighting.
We didn’t want THAT to be our last memory of the city, so our grand finale was a trip to the Top of the Rock for a bird’s-eye view.
Time for Hugh to take us back to the airport. Good-bye NYC.
When we arrived back at Dulles airport, I took all necessary precautions to make sure no paparazzi recognized me. (Yes, those are Voli sunglasses that were in my care package.) My disguise must have worked because not a single photog recognized me. Glad I dodged THAT bullet!
We didn’t know what to do after we left baggage claim. I mean NO ONE had a sign with our name on it. NO ONE offered to carry our luggage. Gawsh.
We had to walk ALL the way to the parking garage and then the worst thing of all happened. We had to DRIVE OURSELVES HOME.
Not impressed.
Fairy Tale is over. Back to life. Back to reality.
But I think we just may live happily ever after anyway!
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I promised you the good, the bad and the ugly when writing about my trip to New York. I intended to give you the good first, with a post on Voli’s blog about the fabulous parts of lunch with Melissa. It is taking longer to get on their blog as a writer than anticipated so, unfortunately, you get the bad and the ugly now instead of later. The “Yes, this crap really happens to me all the time” version of the day.
I wanted to JUST have a best-lunch-ever-living-the-good-life-for-a-day story to share with you about my lunch with Melissa. I think that’s what everyone wants to read. What everyone wants to hear. Don’t get me wrong. It was an incredible experience. But, as with most things in life, perfection is rare!
Living with Lyme Disease means that when I stress too much or do too much, my body freaks out on me. To put it in more official terms, it has an inflammatory response. It can happen suddenly. The morning of lunch, I guess my body decided to punish me for stressing too much. And for having too much fun the day before.
I woke in a fog, with a swollen face, hands and feet and feeling as if I had been hit by a truck. I knew the feeling all too well. Usually I can just hide in my bed when I’m feeling this way. And usually when I have something major going on in my life, adrenaline seems to get me through it. I usually don’t get ill until AFTERWARDS. But not this time.
I dragged myself out of bed. I stared in the mirror and wanted to scream. “Damn you body! Not today. This is my weekend to be a princess. It isn’t midnight yet. And I’m not supposed to be the one to turn into a pumpkin!”
I instantly put on my special high-rise shoes. I knew that if I was already swollen, that it would only get worse as the day went on. I had already bought the shoes a size too large, just in case. But if I waited too long, there was no way I’d get them on.
Fortunately, before the trip, my hair stylist had suggested a keratin treatment that makes my hair easy to straighten for about a week (Not the straightener with formaldehyde, I have enough toxins in my body without adding that.). I made an appointment for the keratin, plus a haircut and highlights. UNfortunately, my stylist decided to move to Utah the week before the trip. The nerve. I was able to switch the appointment to a new stylist for the keratin but didn’t want to risk a hair cut or highlights with someone new. So I had grey roots, split ends and bangs in my eyes. But even though every inch of my body hurt, I was able to have straight hair. Small victories. I planned to curl it and make it look all fancy and shiz, but that wasn’t in the cards.
The foggy feeling is appropriately called “brain fog” and it makes me so ditzy that if it had happened the night before, I probably would have thought the rosemary sprig in my drink actually WAS a tree branch. Of all the symptoms of lyme, I think I hate the cognitive ones the worst. Feeling like your brain won’t work just plain sucks.
While laying in bed, having a mini pity party over how I felt and trying to muster the energy to make my hair look more glamorous, the fire alarm went off. I kid you not. Lights flashing. Alarms sounding. Did I mention we were on the 16th floor? And that I was wearing a bathrobe? It went on for 15 minutes. It turned out to be a false alarm. They were just testing the detectors. A little heads up would have been nice…
I pulled myself together before George, the make-up artist, arrived. It was very hard not to put make-up on. I mean, he has met a lot of celebrities and was going to see me with NO make-up on. Yikes. But I realized how silly it would be for me to put make-up on, just for him to remove it to work his magic.
I had turned the TV on that morning since some of the morning shows are broadcast in NYC. Seemed like the thing to do since I was there. Access Hollywood was doing a special live broadcast from Rockefeller Plaza which was only a couple of blocks away. Jim had gone out to buy something for me. OK, I must admit…I made him go buy Spanx for me at THE Saks 5th Avenue. I guess I thought making my butt look smaller would detract from the puffiness. Who knows. But he went to get them. What a nice husband. Shopping in the lingerie section of a 10 story department store. Anyway, I digress. Jim came back carrying the little shopping bag and said he had walked by an area by Rockefeller Plaza that was blocked off for a show and had tried to get close enough to see what it was. I pointed to the TV and he realized it was Access Hollywood. Pretty funny that he walked by the show I was watching. (That story would have been much funnier if I had actually seen him in the crowd.)
When George arrived, I was worried he would have an “I can’t believe I have to waste my time doing make-up for this nobody housewife, when I usually do make-up for THE Housewives” attitude but he couldn’t have been nicer! We talked a bit about Access Hollywood and then Jim announced that he was going out for a cup of coffee. After he left, I was SURE he was going to go back to the Access Hollywood location and start making a fool of himself to get on camera so I’d see him on TV. But he really did just go get coffee. I guess he just wanted to leave because watching me get my make-up done was about as exciting as watching paint dry. I guess it pretty much IS watching paint dry.
Snooki and JWoww from Jersey Shore were on Access Hollywood, talking about a new show they are going to be on. I recognized Snooki but had to ask George who the other girl was. He knows them both and has hung out with them. On the Jersey Shore, of course. The place, not the show. When Jim returned with his coffee, he looked at the TV and announced “I’ll have to tell the kids that I walked by iCarly and the girl from Victorious.” Yes, Jim was serious. That’s who he thought they were. I’m sure George just shook his head at our cluelessness. We should have studied up on our reality stars before the trip.
My make-up session took over an hour (as opposed to my usual 5 minutes), so when George finished, it was time to head to the restaurant. I quickly changed my clothes and tried to fix my hair that had been held back by clips. Unfortunately, pre-hairsprayed hair clipped back for an hour is pretty much going to stay put exactly where it is. One last spray to try to keep my bangs where I wanted them and not where the clips put it was unsuccessful.
Oh well, not the perfect health for the day. And not the perfect hair. But my make-up looked good. And I had my nice, new expensive outfit.
During one last glimpse in the mirror, I noticed some black spots on my shirt. Apparently that fabric didn’t like hair spray. They wouldn’t go away. Gah.
Now not the perfect outfit either. No time to fret, and off we went to hail a cab. Swollen body, messed hair and stained clothes and all.
(I need to leave some topics to write about on Voli’s blog so will talk more about the make-up session and George then!)
From the moment we arrived in NY, I had noticed every single crack, chip, hole and grate in the sidewalks. I had repeatedly commented about how careful I would have to be when walking on the uneven sidewalk while wearing my ridiculously high-heel shoes. Since I was in a complete fog that morning, I didn’t heed my own warnings. I completely forgot about the fact that I was standing on 3″ stilts. Within 10 steps out of the hotel, I stepped on a crack and almost broke this Momma’s back. Or ankle. Completely turned my foot over and was going down. Luckily Jim caught me so I didn’t end up sprawled on the ground. I realized I hadn’t buckled that shoe. I’m not sure if that helped cause the fall or it prevented me from actually breaking my ankle since my foot was able to slip out of the shoe as I went down.
The almost wipe out snapped me out of my stupor for a bit. We arrived at the restaurant and I was semi-functioning cognitively. Semi. As the lunch went on, I could feel myself going down hill again. I had so many questions to ask Melissa and I forgot to ask her at least half of them. I tried to so hard to focus and remember but I was just blank. I especially wanted to ask about her book deal but…blank. I had printed out the story from my contest entry that won me the trip to take for her to autograph. But I left it at the hotel. Luckily I was at least able to answer most of the questions Melissa asked me without sounding like a total idiot (I think.)
I kept pulling my sleeves down as far as I could, to try to conceal my increasingly puffy fingers. I don’t know what causes the swelling. I guess my body takes the word “inflammation” literally. There are so many times I will see someone one day who will comment “Wow, you’ve lost weight so fast. What’s your secret?” I want to answer “Ask the effing lyme bacteria. I guess they are tired today and didn’t feel like adding on 10 pounds of swelling like they do most days.” But instead I usually say “Thanks. It must be a slimming outfit.”
(Again, I will write about all of the AWESOME parts of lunch on Voli’s blog. Sorry you are getting the crappy parts here.)
By the time we got back to the hotel, my feet were bulging out between the straps of my shoes. I didn’t take any photos of that. I know I promised the good, the bad and the ugly. But that was just TOO ugly…
Speaking of photos, sadly I don’t even have many from the lunch. There was an official press photographer there and we were told we’d get all the photos sent to us. I guess by “all” they meant just the ones approved for press release. I’ve requested photos from 3 different people and get the same handful of pictures sent to me, even though the photographer was snapping for 2 hours.
Honestly, I hate the photos anyway. And not just because I’m next to the woman who was just named the second most beautiful reality star. I hate them because, as the lunch progresses, I can see the strained “just smile so no one will know how bad you feel” expression on my face get worse and worse. It probably isn’t apparent to anyone else, because I’ve perfected it pretty well. But I can tell. Hey, the one perfect thing of the day. My perfect fake smile! I mean, the photos are fine. But I didn’t want “fine.” I wanted best-photos-ever. This was supposed to be my Cinderella day. Supposed to be my day to shine. But I was feeling very dull.
I wanted the photos like the day before when we arrived in New York. The day I felt great. Those are real smiles. Those photos are ME. The me that comes and goes now. The me before I became ill. The me that dances Gangnam Style in the middle of time square. The me that smiles. Really smiles.
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And now for a glimpse of the happy times I will be writing about on Voli’s blog…
Private dining room!Personal bartender and any Voli vodka drink imaginable!Waiting for Melissa to arrive.Yeah, even the fake smile wasn’t perfect…The arrival. Melissa is a tiny little thing but not sure why I look 6″ taller than JIM in this photo.Believe it or not, she is even more beautiful in person!Funniest moment. Melissa was trying to drink through a stirrer.A toast to the housewives.Can I just add how much I love Melissa for ordering a steak for lunch? And how much I hate her for ordering a steak for lunch…and being able to weigh 100 pounds! 😀
I will let you know the link to Voli’s blog when it is posted (after approval, so may take a while).
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As soon as our driver, Hugh, picked us up at the airport, I felt like Cinderella on the way to the ball. Hugh drives Melissa Gorga and other celebrities all the time, yet he made us feel like royalty.
He carried our bags to his pristine black Escalade. As we approached the car, I felt as though I was walking toward our black Suburban. I always wondered what the big attraction was with the Cadillac version over the Chevrolet. Both have pretty much the same frame, so I just didn’t get it. Until I sat in the Escalade. Aaah, luxury. Well, just the fact that it was 12 years newer than our Suburban and didn’t have French fries all over the floor would have been enough. But it also had all the bells and whistles. Plus opera music playing. I felt so sophisticated.
I don’t know why New Yorkers have the reputation of being rude. Hugh was one of the friendliest people I’ve ever met, as were most of the people we encountered. He gave us a newcomers’ guide to New York during our ride to the hotel. We didn’t get lost once during the trip, thanks to Hugh’s tips.
We checked in at the Time Hotel and, again, got a taste of how it feels to be a celebrity. When we gave them our names, the hotel clerk exclaimed “Oh, you are the contest winner!” We were told we had two care packages waiting for us at the concierge desk. When we entered our room, there was a message on our phone from Voli welcoming us to New York and inviting us to go relax in the hotel cocktail lounge since our tab was prepaid for anything we wished to have. We weren’t ready to start drinking vodka that early in the afternoon, so decided to go sight-seeing first.
The Time Hotel is (appropriately) located right in the Times Square area. We took a stroll around to admire the grandeur.
Wow!I had to get a shot of my morning addiction, Diet Coke.I want to see them ALL!
Everything was so impressively huge. Except the iconic “ball drop.” I will never again look at it the same on New Year’s Eve. That tiny little thing above “2013” is it? I’m not sure what I expected, but I know it wasn’t that.
We didn’t realize the coincidence, but our next 3 stops were Roxy’s Deli, Hard Rock Café and Rockefeller Plaza! I guess we were anticipating a “rocky” time.
We stopped for a late lunch at Roxy’s. I must say after the hype about New York food, this was the one place that did not impress me. We didn’t want to eat too much because we were looking forward to pigging out at Lombardi’s for dinner so we just ordered a couple of appetizers. Perhaps if we had ordered the $25 deli sandwich (apparently they are expensive, but huge. You can share…for an extra $7!), we would have enjoyed it more. The appetizers were just “eh.” Cool atmosphere though.
In the mirror’s reflection, you will notice the walls were covered with caricatures of celebrities.
Maybe the caricatures contributed to my disappointment. It reminded me of the “I Love Lucy” episode where she ate at the Brown Derby, which also had caricatures of the rich and famous. But the celebs often ate at the Brown Derby and Lucy saw stars sitting at the tables next to her. The only famous thing I saw at Roxy’s was the New York Cheesecake.
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Oh well, if I had someone to gawk at, they probably would have ended up with a pie in the face also. Or, more likely, a cheesecake in the face. (I’m sure all the young’uns reading this right now have no idea what I’m talking about…You can watch the full I Love Lucy episode here. I had forgotten how much I LOVE that show.)
Photo: hollywoodphotographs.com
Hard Rock Café was in fact full of fame and fortune. Mostly in the form of rock star’s guitars. This place got a thumbs up. Lots of them.
Taking a photo by the sign seemed to be the thing to do. Everyone was doing it. So we did also. Good thing everyone wasn’t jumping off the Brooklyn bridge. This post is getting long and I’m out of time right now so I think my journey may need a “NYC Part 2B – Hey Waiter, There’s A Tree In My Drink.” Watch for it later today!
Next stop, fabulous Rockefeller Plaza…with a few detours along the way…
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Yesterday I tried to figure out what to write about my Housewife Heroes trip. I started and stopped a couple of times, wondering what everyone wanted to hear. Should I just stick to the glitz and glam of it all? Does everyone just need the happily-ever-after-fairy-tale version?
But Momopolize is all about telling it like it is. Was it an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? Oh, yeah! Does anything ever go perfectly? Oh, no! So…here it goes. The good, the bad and the ugly. And, of course, the funny.
Bear with me on Part 1. It’s not so exciting. No celebrities. Yet. But still part of the story. Parts 2 and 3 will contain the Access Hollywood worthy parts. Actually, there really is an Access Hollywood part to the story.
I was so busy with work and holiday shopping before Christmas, that I didn’t have any time to even think about my trip. Well, I had time to think about it. To stress about it. But not any time to DO anything about it. That was ok though. I’d still have a week after Christmas to figure out where the boys would stay, how they’d get to their sports and various activities while we were gone, buy an entirely new wardrobe. And lose 30 pounds.
No problem.
Until I woke up sick on December 27.
For those that don’t know, I have Lyme Disease. And Lupus. So I’m sick a lot. But this was a snotty nose, can’t talk without coughing up a lung sick. Just what you want when going to have lunch with a celebrity.
Luckily after taking every supplement and medicine known to man, I was feeling better for New Year’s. But I now had a DAY to figure out where the boys would stay, how they’d get to their sports and various activities while we were gone, buy an entirely new wardrobe. And lose 30 pounds.
I splurged on an outfit I wouldn’t normally buy and ridiculous shoes to go with it. I bought another outfit with a leopard print shirt. Because even when you are scared on the inside, animal prints make you LOOK courageous. Jim took care of the arrangements for the boys. We were ready to go. Except for the 3o pounds part.
The morning of, we were packed and ready to send the boys off to school with our heartfelt goodbyes. With plenty of time to get to the airport. Except we realized one child needed a prescription refill. Mad dash to the pediatrician (who luckily had early morning hours that day) and then the 24 hour pharmacy. Then one missed his ride to school. Mad dash to drop him off…in a carpool line that seemed to take for. ev. er. Then another one left his overnight bag at home that he needed to take to the friend’s house where he was staying. Mad dash. Then we noticed one left his lunch money home (won’t name names, but it was the same one who forgot his luggage.). One more mad dash.
We arrived at the airport. By the time we took a bus from the parking garage, got our boarding passes, checked our luggage, made it through security (why do I always get so nervous during that part even though I know I am not guilty of anything??), took the shuttle to the main terminal and arrived at our gate, we had about 10 minutes before boarding.
Our original seats weren’t together but we were told we could switch to the exit row once we arrived at the gate. This turned out to be a fortunate event. Because when we asked about switching seats, the gate attendant realized that while Jim had a printed out boarding pass in his hand, it wasn’t in the system. He wouldn’t be able to board. You’ll notice in my list of things we did when we arrived at the airport, the only thing before getting our boarding passes was taking the bus from the parking garage. The rest of the things listed AFTER that took at least an hour.
Panic set in as I thought the attendant was telling us that Jim had to go back and somehow re-do all of it in 10 minutes 5 minutes before boarding. While the attendant never was sure when or how the glitch occurred, he was thankfully able to make a call and do some magic on the computer to fix Jim’s boarding pass at the gate. As he scanned our passes for us to get on the plane, he looked at Jim and said “it still isn’t working.” He was joking. Not cool Mr. United. Not cool.
I won’t be going on this trip alone after all. Whew.
All of that for a 55 minute flight which, fortunately, was uneventful after that. We even had tons of extra leg room by sitting on the exit row. So it was pretty much like flying first class, right? Just humor me here.
When we arrived at LaGuardia, Melissa Gorga’s personal chauffeur was waiting at baggage claim. Holding this sign…
Let the pampering begin!
To be continued…
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I’m in bed, sick. Until I am up for writing more about my trip, here is a glimpse into my day of glam. And before you ask…yes, I did in fact almost break my ankle. More about that soon…
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One week from today we take off for our “Housewife Heroes” excursion to New York City, including lunch with Melissa Gorga and a session with her make-up artist.
As I made plans for the trip, it made me wonder what would happen if a Real Housewife of New Jersey (RHONJ) and a Real Housewife of Boring-town Suburbia (RHOBS, yes the “BS” was intentional) were both asked the same questions in an interview. This is what I imagine their answers would be…
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Interviewer: Tell us about the car you drive?
RHONJ: I have a convertible and I just love the Italian Leather seats and feeling the wind blow through my hair when I put the top down.
RHOBS: I have an SUV with Italian spaghetti sauce stains on my leather seats. Or is it ketchup? Maybe I should pick up one of those old French fries on the floor and find out. The wind blows my hair in my eyes but I can’t roll up the windows because the car smells like spoiled milk. They really shouldn’t call those cups “spill-proof.”
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Interviewer: Where is your favorite place to shop?
RHONJ: The best shopping is in NYC, so I usually dash up there for a shopping spree. I can’t say which boutique is my favorite, because of the paparazzi.
RHOBS: Target! You can get a new outfit, groceries, laundry detergent and kitty litter – all in one stop. Best. Idea. Ever.
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Interviewer: What do you wear when having lunch with friends?
RHONJ: I love a splash of color. And heels and some bling are a must.
RHOBS: I wear whichever yoga pants are clean. If I can find the matching shirt, that’s a plus.
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Interviewer: Speaking of Yoga, have you tried the new craze, Hot Yoga?
RHONJ: Oh yes, I go to a hot yoga class at my gym 3 times a week.
RHOBS: Sort of. One time when I was doing yoga at home, the air conditioning was broken. Does that count?
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Interviewer: When you’ve had a stressful week, how do you relax?
RHONJ: A day at the spa for an appointment with my favorite masseuse, a caviar facial and time in the jacuzzi.
RHOBS: Well, last week I decided to try the green tea mud mask that I received as a gift two years ago. The doorbell rang after I applied the mask. When I answered the door, it was a neighborhood kid who ran away screaming something about an alien. I started to draw a bath before the doorbell rang but forgot to put the stopper in the tub. By the time I got back to the bathroom, there was no hot water left. And I think the mud mask was past its expiration date because my face still has a greenish hue.
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Photo: www.melissagorga.com
Interviewer: I was just listening to the new single “I Just Wanna.” How do feel about the new song?
RHONJ: I love it! The press has been hounding me since the release.
RHOBS: I love it! When I try to sing, it makes my dog just wanna howl.
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Interviewer: What is your favorite quote?
RHONJ: “I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knock out.”
RHOBS: “If I get knocked down, I will probably just lay there and take a nap”
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Interviewer: How would others describe your life?
RHONJ: I live a life that most girls only dream of.
RHOBS: I live a life that most girls only have nightmares about.
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Interview: What is your favorite mixed drink?
RHONJ: Voli’s “Mango Coconut”
RHOBS: Voli’s “Mango Coco-My-Kids-Make-Me-Nuts”
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While there may be many differences between the lifestyles of The Housewives on TV and regular housewives, they all are real women, real Moms – and real housewives! So when Melissa Gorga and I meet for lunch, hopefully we will have plenty to talk about while having a cocktail. And maybe some “whine.”
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Have any questions you want me to ask Melissa??? Leave them in a comment and I’ll try my best to get the answers!
Thanks to everyone who voted, I am NYC bound on January 3 and will be having lunch with Melissa Gorga on January 4!!! I am so thrilled!!! Thank you, thank you! More details soon but, seriously, what the heck should I wear to lunch with one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey???
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P.S. I got the news about this a while ago but was sworn to secrecy until the official announcement was made. So I am also thrilled that I don’t have to keep the secret any longer because it is apparent that I’m not good at keeping my mouth shut. 🙂
It’s a little ironic that I’m trying to get votes to win a trip to the “city that never sleeps” when lately that seems to be all I do. Fatigue has taken over recently and napping seems to be what fills up all of my spare time. My 4o winks have been more like 4,000 winks.
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But if you help me win the trip to NYC, I promise to save all lumbering for when I get home. I will enjoy every moment of the trip and will blog about every detail so you can re-live it with me!
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Anyone who knew me in the 80s knows I can rock me some big hair. You can help me get a Jersey girl make-over with Melissa Gorga’s (Real Housewives of New Jersey) make-up artist. You can also help me get a trip to NYC, including lunch with Melissa, as well as some other fun goodies. I’m one of 10 finalists for the Voli Light Vodka’s Housewives Hero contest. And I need your vote!
Just click this link, go to the second page of stories and vote for my story (Angela M). I will be eternally grateful. No, I’m serious. I will!
I’ve never been to NYC so I’m shamelessly begging for votes. And I’ve only been on 2 trips without kids in the past 16 years! Feeling sorry enough for me yet to click the link and vote? 😉
Not feeling pity? Well how about curiosity? If I win, I will post many photos of me with some majorly big make-over hair. I have super thick hair so when I say big, I mean BIG. No “bump it” help needed here. That should be plenty of incentive to want to help me win.
Unfortunately I’m starting out at a disadvantage because voting began almost a week ago, but I just got notified today. Go figure. But I’m hoping my friends and readers will come through for me and vote every day (yes, I will be a pain in the butt until Friday. I apologize in advance.).
As a teaser, here’s a glimpse into the big hair era. And this was the 90s. You will just have to imagine how big the 80s look was. Unless I win, of course. Then you will see it first hand.
And my best “Real Housewives” impersonation…with Jim “The Situation”
My kids totally burst my bubble when they saw those photos. “That’s YOU Mom?? You look nothing like that now.” I wanted to say “Yeah, that was before YOU gave me grey hair and wrinkles.” 😉 BUT…with a make-over by Melissa Gorga’s make-up artist…
Don't ask me about my kids or I will Momopolize the conversation!
